Bed, Bath & Beyond Grammar!

I didn't want anyone to think I was being mean or malicious with this, so I waited a while before scanning and posting this. Other than putting a line through the address of the specific store location that put out this horrid excuse for a flyer, this image/document has not been doctored whatsoever. In fact, the entire Bridal area was littered with signs chock full of poor or otherwise incomprehensible grammar.

See how many of the errors you can find. Then lose 2d6+5 SAN. If you get that joke, regain 1d6 SAN.